August 8 is "National Sneak some Zucchini on your Neighbor's Porch Day." It is now time to get creative! This is one of those non-recipe recipes. Just Julienne the zucchini and deep fry for around five minutes until golden brown. Sprinkle a little coarse sea salt and you have the perfect, delicious, snack or garnish.
I laugh out loud at the appropriateness of such a holiday. The idea is to sneak onto your neighbor's porch or patio under the cover of darkness and unload as much zucchini as you can get away with. What a selfless act; it is almost patriotic! You may include all sizes up to baseball bats only good as a receptacle for cucumber dip. Then run away, fast as you can.